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Friday, May 30, 2008

Shame he didn't rape that cat instead.... I hate cats!

http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/local/southflorida/sfl-529bestiality,0,6273499.story


Apparently, some young fella decided rather than whack one out or drop some roofies in the dirty girls beer.............he would lure the family pet German Sheppard into his room and bang it one in the butt.


Dear Sweet ever loving Jesus. The kid poked his own dog in the ass. That just ain't right.

Smart kid that he is, taped the entire love connection and somehow it got out.

Judge said he and his mama can't have any pets no how.

Mama protested that she didn't know he wus fukin the dang dag now y'all.

Now if he had raped the cat, you could at least call that pussy. I can live with that. But fu*kin your pet? Mans Best Friend? They did not sign on for that no how no way.

Dog says, I will lick your nasty feet. eat your scraps, chase the ball but you are not fu&King me in the ass. Nope. Not part of the mans best friend deal.

Kid must be part liberal.

According to Uber Coward John Kerry, pre 911, we were at peace.

No mention of the multi attacks against this nation by AQ. The Cole, 93 WTC bombings, Khobar Towers, Embassy Bombings, Y2K plot........how many others?

What does it take to smack a liberal into reality? I think an AQ would have to saw the head off of Ted Kennedy on Oprah and then perhaps, perform a female genital mutilation on Dr. Phil.

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

RAMBUS: Something Smells in Virginia and it is Judge Payne

THE FILTHY REPORT by Filthy Mooolah.: Rambus: Something Smells in Virginia


this is quite an old post however, it may become news yet again...................Soooooon!!!!!!

George Bush and the Buddy Check

I was talking with one of the lesser mullahs at work today and he mentioned he was leaving his tent this weekend to hit Best Buy to pick up a freakin sweet 32 inch lcd tv. Now, I know this little bugger makes less than a fluff boy in a camel porn movie and I asked him where he got the coin for such a rockin purchase.


His answer-


Georger Walker Fuckin Bush.


Stimu-latin the economahhhhhh!!!

Amen Brother Bush.

If this little hair lipped mullah spends his buddy check at Best Buy, then the plan is working.

God Bless my man George Bush.

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

When will the fun folks of Islamberg March in your area?


Much love to the Jihad Watch-


It seems the people of Binghamton NY granted permission to these IslamoLoonies to have a parade to honor Muuuhamds Birfday. There will be Mutton, Jew Baiting, decapitation contests, Papist chasing and free female genital mutilation. I am also told there will be a demonstration of an honor killing.


What the ever living F is Binghamton thinking? Oh yeah..... I forgot the whole "Can't piss the muslim off or he might saw your head off thingy"

JUNE IS JUST AROUND THE CORNER HILLARY



I cannot wait to hear what else comes out of that mouth.

Part of me would like to see her whomped by Osama Obama Mama Lama Ding Dong, Oooo Mau Mau oh Oh Oh Oooooooh, but then the other part enjoys seeing them rip eachother apart.

Filthy Predicts that the Hildebeast steals the nomination at the convention and that she will finally show her penis to the press.

Not only does Obama wear Wife Beater Tee Shirts, He hates White People more than ever!!!


Funny, I cannot find the link but, if you saw the NY POST today, Obama was wearing his wife beater under his pressed white shirt.


Thursday, May 22, 2008

No Wonder Michelle Obama looks like she wants to String up some White Folk

She and her Racist Marxist Husband have been members of a Black Liberation Church which teaches its followers to hate white people.


Yup.


Hate White people.

Read this article in AMERICAN THINKER- Click the link.

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

MARY JO TO MEET TEDDY AT HEAVENS GATE


So he didn't get his head drained like his two disgusting brothers. He didn't drown while killing Mary Jo. He didn't die in the plane crash like the other passengers. He managed to get re-elected by the population of Mass. over and over and over and over and over.


Sometimes, God says "enough is enough" and sends the all ending Brain tumor.


Let us be rid of the Kennedy Stain. Bunch of hooligan, red faced, tiny dicked, drunken, whoring, do nothing, gap toofed, erra saying toad eaters.


Who is left? The former crack head who talks like he just took a taser to the taint? The red headed drunk? The child killer who rots in jail?


JFK's daughter is okay with me. Kind of hot, squirts out hot daughters. I like her.


The rest can smell Filthy's best and then piss off.



Filthy out.



Stay Filthy.

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

FILTHY REPORT RETURNS ONE WEEK FROM TODAY


Sorry I have been out of touch as I have been away on Filthy related business.

The Filthy Report Part Deux will have all your Filthy news, politics, terror reports and general boobery ready.....in about a week.