Shame he didn't rape that cat instead.... I hate cats!
Apparently, some young fella decided rather than whack one out or drop some roofies in the dirty girls beer.............he would lure the family pet German Sheppard into his room and bang it one in the butt.
Dear Sweet ever loving Jesus. The kid poked his own dog in the ass. That just ain't right.
Smart kid that he is, taped the entire love connection and somehow it got out.
Judge said he and his mama can't have any pets no how.
Mama protested that she didn't know he wus fukin the dang dag now y'all.
Now if he had raped the cat, you could at least call that pussy. I can live with that. But fu*kin your pet? Mans Best Friend? They did not sign on for that no how no way.
Dog says, I will lick your nasty feet. eat your scraps, chase the ball but you are not fu&King me in the ass. Nope. Not part of the mans best friend deal.
Kid must be part liberal.